Ask Andy!

It’s back in it’s third form. If you have a question for Andy whether it’s life advice, political insight, or horse gambling picks, ask Andy! If he doesn’t know, he’ll make it up!

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Your Questions, Answered

First and foremost—42. The meaning of life? It’s making sure the next generation is smarter, stronger, and better protected than we were. It’s showing up every day—even when you’re tired—because there are people counting on you to hold the line. It's about being a teammate in a game that never really ends.
Yes, I was even stopped on one of my many trips to Mexico and asked to perform.
The ideal candidate to clean bathrooms.
It really depends on the side effects. Anything that lasts for more then four hours, you really ought to seek the advice of a medical professional.
It’s a set because you have to set it up in order to work.
It’s a bit of both. The universe has a framework—a design that keeps the stars from falling on our heads—but inside that framework, it’s a wild, unpredictable scramble. It’s like a middle school hallway during a passing period: there’s a bell and a destination, but everything in between is pure, unscripted energy. Our job isn't to get rid of the chaos, it's to find the pattern within it.
Look, hitting a million in one year without a lottery ticket or a Mahomes-level arm is a 15-minute drill. You have to find a high-leverage problem that people are desperate to solve—like teacher burnout or school safety—and you have to be the guy with the proven KC sauce recipe to fix it.
But remember: don't bet the whole house on one game. If you're looking for that kind of cash, you're not a teacher anymore; you're the Owner. Act accordingly.
Lots of practice. So much practice. Also, BMI. But mainly practice.
Well, spelling is really hard for some people. Even very educated college people sometimes struggle. And those same people are usually adventurous and want to see the unseen parts of the city.
It’s all about the Benjamins baby.